What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?

Student: "So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What value is higher than infinity?

Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry.