What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

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Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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He went to Jared.

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X marks the pot, matey."

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

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What is an independent variable?

Student: A variable who don't need no man

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Bro, do you even function?

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.