Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"
Because he's always talking trash.
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
Because it was water before it was cool.
Water. It makes me wet instantly.
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
A double-vowel shotgun.
Student: "By staying home"
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.
Because G had.
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