What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What's more impressive than the talking dragon?

A spelling bee. Credit goes to a cheesestick wrapper!

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many teachers does it take to solve algebra?

None, that's what students are for.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies