What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.