20+ Funny H Jokes - Curious United

Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

What Did H Say 2 O?

Water you doing

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

Where'd you get those shoes?

Me:"I've had these for years. Is that a new grill I saw " H:"Nope just cleaned the old one" *Marriage lies

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

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