Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Why is your nose in the middle of your face?

Because it's the scenter!

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.