Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

What did the confused Mackem say when he discovered that he was smack bang in the middle of Newcastle?

I'm in the middle of *no Wear*

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

H Jokes More H Jokes

Why isn't he responding to us?

I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.