Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

nothing

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"