Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What's the fastest way to ruin free pie?

Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

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What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?

Transplants

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

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What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid