Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What do you call a french lesbian?

A tresbien

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What meme do Uber drivers hate?

Do you even Lyft, bro?

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

H Jokes More H Jokes

What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"