What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Why are people in wheelchairs always getting taken advantage of?

Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why does no one care that space is a vacuum?

Oh it doesn't really matter.

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

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Where's the middle of nowhere?

It's three letters in. "H".

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

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