What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

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How did the hipster die?

He drowned in the mainstream because he stood on it before it was cool.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

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Why is a blonde like Australia?

A: They're both down under and no one cares.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

H Jokes More H Jokes

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What does the H stand for in Jesus H Christ?

Lame Joke Haploid