Because he has a LED-TV.
Watch this!
Knot movies
Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
He is wanted for being the Man of Steal.
Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good
They were ravin' with Raven.
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