When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What's the difference between someone who can mend your pants quick and a famous singer?

One of them is a swift tailor.

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."