When is a fairy NOT a fairy?

When its down your pants then its a goblin!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the shirt say to the pants?

What's up, britches.

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Fairy Jokes More Fairy Jokes

When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.