Waldo Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Where's Waldo?

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

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How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

How do you spot a egocentric vocalist?

They warm up singing, 'Mi, mi, mi.... Mi!'

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What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What did Sushie A say to Sushi B?

Wasa-B! Let's roll.

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What do you call a blind, mentally handicapped, quadriplegic?

You can call him whatever you want it's not like he's going to get up and do anything about it.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.