Waldo Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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She probably gets royalties

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Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

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What birds are found in Portugal ?

Portu-geese !

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

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Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

Who never wants to be drawn at a raffle?

Mohammed

Therapy Jokes More Therapy Jokes

Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do books wear on a rainy day?

Rain Quotes

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off