Waldo Jokes

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt?

He didn't want to be spotted.

Where's Waldo?

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Why is Waldo always wearing striped clothing?

because he doesn't want to be spotted

What did Waldo say at the Superbowl?

I'm just here so I won't get find.

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Why did Waldo go to therapy?

to find himself.

Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ?

That hit the spots !

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Superbowl Jokes More Superbowl Jokes

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

What do you call a lion wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane?

A dandy lion!

Wally Jokes More Wally Jokes

Why does Wally (Waldo) always wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted! I'll let myself out.

Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.