Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

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Why does a bride wear white on her wedding day?

So the dishwasher matches the appliances

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How can you tell someone is a true music lover?

A: When they even put their ear up to the bathroom keyhole.