Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

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What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.