Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)