Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

Why did John F. Kennedy die?

He was too open-minded.