Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.