How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

You don't have to hug a washing machine half an hour after it finishes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.