How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!