How do porcupines hug?

Carefully!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

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What rhymes with "hug me"?

Chutney.

What if sharks hug with their mouths?

Just sayin.