What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

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Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

What's large, grey and doesn't matter?

An irrelephant.

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What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.