What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.

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Why was no at the Premature Ejaculaters' support group when I arrived?

I came early.

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How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.

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Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

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What do you call a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.

What do you name a deaf dog?

It doesn't matter, he ain't coming anyways.