Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why did Carrie Underwood run out of cheese?

Because Jesus took the wheel.