Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa?

A Giving Christmas Tree

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What are homeless ducks always asking for?

A lil bit of quack

How many reps would you usually do?

he asked. "A million," I rep lied.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

How do we know Jesus was a man?

We've had to wait 2,000 years for his second coming.