Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What happened to me?

Snow Doctor: Don't worry you're fine. But... what did you think a snow blower did

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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Why'd the pervert cross the road?

He couldn't pull out of the chicken

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A: A camera that takes pictures of itself.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

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Why did the Crab not share any plankton with his friends?

Because he was shellfish.

How do gingers make friends?

No seriously, im getting lonely.

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Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it