Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Why'd the blonde snort a line of Splenda?

She thought it was diet coke

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

How does a potato keep up with it's friends?

With Google chromosome+

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.