Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus get to the other side of the street?

He used the Cross Walk.

What is black Jesus' favorite fruit?

Wine-er-melon