Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

How did the turtle call his friends?

on his shellphone

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.