Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black child cross the road?

To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.