Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.