Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.