Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's the best way to cross the border?

In the trunk of a car.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.