What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!