What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.