What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

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What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car?

Dual air bags.

How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.