What does a snail riding on a turtles back say?

WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

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What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!