Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did one turtle say to the other eel?

hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a turtle with a hard on?

A slow poke.