Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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He can't run away from his responsibilities.

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you cross dessert with a monkey?

A Meringueutan

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee