Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER :)

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle?

Weeeeeeeeee

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off for the soccer team?

She kept running from the ball.

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.