Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

What should you do if your car's engine is running slow?

Get it to do some CARdio

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What did the snail say when put on top of a turtle?

Weeeeeeeeeeee

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

Gas Jokes More Gas Jokes

Which 4?

Employee: Electricity, Gas, Cable, Credit Card.

Where does the dentist get his gas?

At the filling station