What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids