What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

How many sorority girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East?

A Moooooslim!!

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.