What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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Who do you think you are, Baryshnikov?

Get over yourself.

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What is the difference between an event at the X Games and a sorrority?

One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What do they call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids