What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

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How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb