Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."