Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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Shock-top

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What do you call a doctor who is trained in neurosurgery and is covering for a gynecologist?

A pervert.

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How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.