Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

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How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.