Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

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Sodium Ion Jokes More Sodium Ion Jokes

What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of 8 hobbits?

a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke

What do you call a group of Combi's?

A Combi nation!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

Why isn't Cindy spelled Sindie?

Whoever caid C makes an S cound was ctupid.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

What did the bad shock tell the good shock?

I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

What kind of sounds does Jaimie Foxx make in the bedroom?

No sound at all, the D is silent

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell if a Redditor is an extrovert?

During any conversation he's looking at YOUR shoes.

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy