Shock Jokes

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb?

The answer may shock you.

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How can you attract a group of like minded friends?

This clique bait will shock you!

What's a prison executioners favorite beer?

Shock-top

Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

How do you feel?

Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Why in the World would a Woman ever take her picture in the bathroom mirror?

It defies logic

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving?

becau

What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi?

A Saudi

Pressure Jokes More Pressure Jokes

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What does Cam Newton have in common with a Fig Newton?

They are both soft and crumble under pressure.

Experience Jokes More Experience Jokes

How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.