Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ?

Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !

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Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why was 10 scared?

because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)

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Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

What does the number 3 have in common with a Tumbler user?

They both can't even.

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What's the crackhead's favorite song?

I wanna rock!

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

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What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.