Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A