Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

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What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

What's red and has 7 bruises?

Snow White's cherry.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A