Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Why did the calendar give up on life?

Because he felt his days were numbered.

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What is worse than 7 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 7 trees:)

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.