What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

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How many of you guys experienced this?

Damn! I don't have spare keys either.

Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

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Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

Why do bacteria congregate in public places?

It's a part of their culture.