What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What Happens when you fart in church?

You sit in your own pew

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Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What do you call a Mackem thief who travels around on horseback?

A Ha'wayman.

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Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?

He experiences culture shock.

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What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)