What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

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What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

Why is there no "Lets settle this like women"?

Because it lasts forever.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

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What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...