Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the cat say to the prison guard?

Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

What's the strongest letter in the alphabet?

P*** Even Superman can't hold it.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do balloons and virgins have in common?

One prick and its gone.

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Elsa Jokes More Elsa Jokes

Why should you never give Elsa a balloon?

She'll let it go!

Why are you here?

And Elsa answers: "Because they don't let me go."