Duke Jokes

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

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Where do you put the Duke?

In the duke box!

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhazy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.