How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

Unfertillized

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Manage Jokes More Manage Jokes

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly