How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

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What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !