Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

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What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

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Why did Simba have trouble returning to Pride Rock?

He ran into trafiki.

Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.