Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

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How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

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What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.