What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.