What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.