What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.