What do you call a really bad driver in France?

A woman.

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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

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Why did the computer crash?

It had a bad driver

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.