How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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How do you know you're not a racist?

Only if you have four black tires and a color TV

What flavor is the milkshake?

How far away is the yard How could you know its better than mine You seem, frankly, a bit overconfident.

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Why should you know who is the bride at an Irish wedding?

Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

What type of condoms does Ronald McDonald use?

McRibbed

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What did the Italian say when 6 curses were removed from him?

Hexagon.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

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Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.