Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.

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Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award?

Everything gets recycled.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

Can Jokes More Can Jokes

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.