What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

Previous Random Joke Next

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

Halloweenie Jokes More Halloweenie Jokes

Why can't Casper have kids?

Cause he has a Halloweenie

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)