What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!