What do you find in a pumpkins pants?

A Halloweenie!

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Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

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What are baby witches called?

Halloweenies.

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)