There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
You'll know if she was faking it.
Total Eclipse of a Fart
A horses shadow!
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me
Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.