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What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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Kleptomaniac Jokes More Kleptomaniac Jokes

Why is it so hard to explain metaphors to a kleptomaniac?

Because they always take things... Literally

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Nagger Jokes More Nagger Jokes

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

What do you call an annoying black person?

A nagger.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup?

He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

What do you call a monk that operates a door unlocking service?

A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)