P.S. Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

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What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What do you call cute seeds?

Awwwwwwwwwwwwmonds P.S. it's my birthday please love me

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Ban Jokes More Ban Jokes

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

English Teacher Jokes More English Teacher Jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

What famous chiropodist ruled England ?

William the Corn-cutter!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

Operate Jokes More Operate Jokes

What Operating System does a Redditor use?

Fedora Linux!

Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.