Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
They all lost their hearing
A conductor.
An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do
It's the only sport where you can shoot, steal and run!
To get to the other side
A Christian bail
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.