Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

March Jokes More March Jokes

Whats up r/jokes?

Not march.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Good Jokes More Good Jokes

What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What did the Reddit admins do for Christmas?

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Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

What is the Speed of Darkness?

Batman!

How many Microsoft executives does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.