Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Mole Jokes More Mole Jokes

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation?

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What do you call a subreddit that sanctions free speech?

deleted

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

Darkness Jokes More Darkness Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What's faster than light?

Darkness, my old friend.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.