Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

How does a Korean walk a dog?

With a little bit of oil.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

Subreddit Jokes More Subreddit Jokes

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

Avenue Jokes More Avenue Jokes

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.