Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows?

No it is not r/shadow removed

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the best part of a Jonestown joke?

The punchline

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick ?

You can drop her off anywhere

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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

Where do you weigh pies?

Somewhere over a rainbow...

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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What do you call a fart from a paraplegic?

Inert gas.

What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf