What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

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What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !

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Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

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What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!

Why did Ebenezer Scrooge go to New York City?

A: To see the Grumpire State Building.