What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Shadow Jokes More Shadow Jokes

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes More Ebenezer Scrooge Jokes

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party?

Humburgers!