What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

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Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did the bookshelf say when it looked in the mirror?

I can see my shelf"

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Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What is it called when a prairie dog sees its shadow?

Total Eclipse of a Fart

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party?

Because he had no-body to dance with.

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?

Dr Spook.

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What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl