What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

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What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

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What is Saturn's favorite movie?

Lord of the Rings.

What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant?

Did you planet?