What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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What did C.S. Lewis say about The Lord of the Rings books?

I don't know what you're Tolkien about!" Yeah, sorry.. I know it's dumb.

What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common?

Someone's ring gets broken.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.