What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.