What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?

They both have rings!

Mar Jokes More Mar Jokes

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

Saturn Jokes More Saturn Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

How do you know the universe likes Saturn?

It put a ring on it.