What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

What's the worst part of getting hit in the face with pie?

It's never ending.

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.