What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

Why doesn't Spiderman like rice?

It reminds him of Uncle Ben.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.