What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

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What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

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How can you tell if a tornado is stupid?

If it spins anti-cyclonically

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.