What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

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Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

x-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

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What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.