What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

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When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?

Catch my drift