What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How do they count the Mexican immigrants?

They start with Juan

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

What do you call a tornado holding a spork?

The Mersenne Twister.