What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating?

A re-lotion-ship.

How do all racist jokes start?

Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

What is a tornado ?

Mother nature doing the twist !