What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

What did the hacker do when the police came for him?

He ransomware.

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

How are men like fuses?

Once they're blown, they're useless.

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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

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How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.