What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What's it called when a dog burns down a building?

Arfson

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

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How do police know that princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders under the steering wheel.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why did the Hydroxyl molecule blow up the US Mint?

It was a Free Radical.

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Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4