What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

Why is the Statue of Liberty a woman?

Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

What did Lochte say after his teammates told the police what really happened?

and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you medaling kids!"

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Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

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What should have tipped off the airline ticket sellers on 9/11?

When the terrorists asked for anything cheaper than one-way.

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

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What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.