What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

How long does it take to build a castle?

A Fortnight

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What's worse than having your car impounded by the police?

Impounding your mother

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.