C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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What type of jeans do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim

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A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.

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Why are crime rates down in the US?

Because criminals keep turning themselves into police.

Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

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What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What do terrorists say to their sister?

H'Isis

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Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

What do you call hiding in a Michael Bay movie?

Kabamouflage

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Why didn't the feminist shave her arm pits?

Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.