C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen?

They are afraid of triggers.

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mike Jones and Michael Jordan?

Mike Jones is Still Tippin'.

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

Chess Jokes More Chess Jokes

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why don't Episcopalians play chess?

They don't know the difference between a bishop and a queen

Citroen C4 Jokes More Citroen C4 Jokes

What's an Arab's favorite car?

Citroen C4

What is a terrorist his favourite car?

A Citroen C4