C4 Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

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What is Michael Bay's favorite chess move?

C4.

How many terrorist jokes are there out there?

You'll have to c-4 yourself.

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

Why did the neck bone explode?

It was C4.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

Which is the most dangerous page of the newspaper?

C4.

What is Michael Bay's favorite move in chess?

C4

What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building?

C4 yourself!

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Dangerous Place Jokes More Dangerous Place Jokes

What's the most dangerous place in an Excel file?

C4

What's the most dangerous place in Washington D.C.?

Between a politician and a news camera.

Samsung Phone Jokes More Samsung Phone Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Samsung Jokes More Samsung Jokes

Why are Samsung phones so popular?

Because you C4 of them exploding every day

What do you call a security guard stationed outside of a Samsung?

A Guardian of the Galaxy

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What do guns and feminists have in common?

They are very loud when triggered.

How many feminists does to take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one. She stands with the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Excel Jokes More Excel Jokes

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

How good are you at Power Point?

I Excel at it.