How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What do you get when you sleep with all 140 characters of twitter?

A rashtag.

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.