How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.