How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

What climate scientist does Disney follow on twitter?

The rogue one

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How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

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What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.