How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

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What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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What's the fastest way to go from 300 pounds to 140?

Convert to kilograms.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.