What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ?

Barbie Q !

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan?

Found on /r/linux) A: Open the other end

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What gets wet as it dries?

Texas after a drought.

What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**