How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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Because the top said "Twist to open."

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How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip