Ken Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

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They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Different Box Jokes More Different Box Jokes

Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

Why did barbie never get pregnant?

Because ken came in a different box

End Jokes More End Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.