Ken Jokes

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why is Barbie not pregnant?

Because Ken came in a different box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends?

It's raining Ken, hallelujah....

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What did one bunny say to the other bunny?

There's a sale on at the carrot store!

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Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

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Commitment Jokes More Commitment Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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A mental hospital.

Ryu Jokes More Ryu Jokes

What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

What was Ryu's response when someone asked if they could have his autograph?

Sure you can!"

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Why is Halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday?

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.