Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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because Ken always came in another box.
because he always came in another box.
Give him test tickles.
Because Ken came in a different box.
Because Ken came in another box.
HOWAREYOUKEN?!
Ken came in a different box.
He's a chic Ken.
Because Ken always came in another box.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
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because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !
And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.
There's a sale on at the fern store!"
No Drought.**
A trip without kids.
A kid.
Piece of cake.
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.
Cancer stole our jobs!"
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.
They keep falling through his hands.