Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.
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because Ken always came in another box.
because he always came in another box.
Give him test tickles.
Because Ken came in a different box.
Because Ken came in another box.
HOWAREYOUKEN?!
Ken came in a different box.
He's a chic Ken.
Because Ken always came in another box.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
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They were both inside Jobs
He isn't very App-y
because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.
A: MOVIES!
Shaking Bad.
You break it up.
Thanks Verstappen.
Lack-toes intolerant
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
early retirement
There still working on it...
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Amazon Prime.
Piece of cake.
Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.
