Why is SAE not that racist?

Because some of their best friends are black... for halloween!

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

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Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

What do you call cows that are best friends?

Brovines.