How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

How to tell if someone has Rhotacism?

Ask them to pronounce it.

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What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

How did the toad feel in the morning?

A little bit froggy

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What do you get when you run over a goose?

Goose bumps.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.