How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

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How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?

Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.