How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

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How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose