How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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Why did the little tugboat do what all of the other tugboats told him to do?

Pier pressure

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

What do you call the feeling of being a tortured insect?

Antagony

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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet.

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose