How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

What does heroin make you feel like?

More heroin.

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.