How can you tell if your goose is depressed?

It's feeling down.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

What is the definition of a goose ?

An animal that grows down as it grows up !